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Όπως ανοίγουν τα κοχύλια στην άμμο, έτσι και γω, αποζητώ να παίρνω το φως των δικών σας ματιών...

Όσο ζω, θα ονειρεύομαι και με τίποτα δεν με ξυπνάω. Όσο υπάρχω, στη θάλασσα θα συνεχίζω να βουτάω

και σαν δελφίνι να κολυμπάω, ψηλά θα πετάω και τα κοχύλια μου στη θάλασσα θα φυλάω. ©

Κυριακή, 6 Δεκεμβρίου 2009

Funnies: He said, She said…

  • He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.image
    She said...You wear pants, don't you?

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.

  • He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
    She said...Well, you succeeded.

He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king'
She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen'

  • On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
    Written just below it: "I do not."
He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said..."That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa doing nothing but fart. "
  • Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.'
    She said...'Who's gonna look?'
  • He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror, you fat bastard.
  • He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
    She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on.
  • He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
    She said...I would, but you're never there.
  • He said .... Why are married women heavier than single women? She said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
  • He said. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    She said to him .. . They don't have time.
  • He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? 
    She replied .... I don't know; it has never happened.
  • He said... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    She said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
  • He said.... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? 
    She said. . . A widow.

4 σχόλια:

ΕΛΕΝΑ είπε...

Χα χα χααα!!
Το ένα πιο .... έξυπνο από το άλλο!!

Ανώνυμος είπε...

Είναι η πρώτη φορά που μπαίνω στο blog σου και τα funnies σου είναι πραγματικά, το ένα καλύτερο από το άλλο!!

big mama είπε...

Χα χα! Πολύ αστεία όλα! Καλή εβδομάδα!

Prths είπε...

He said... (nothing)
She said... Stop telling me about you inadequacies and guilt.

She said... I want you to be kind, tender, sexy, sensitive and responsive to my every request.
He said to her... Yes, dear. You do.